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titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

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kofukuebisus:

taking a selfie when ur feelin rlly confident and photogenic and then looking at it and youre just

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